All you need is love.

Ah yes...summer time. A time for lovers. It was this thought I had tonight as I sat in a darkened theater watching a comedy show. I came with the shallow purpose of watching a friend improvise while laughing and enjoying the company of other new and old friends. I left with a far deeper train of thought thanks to you, young lovers. It was, I admit, too dark to see you as you came into the show at least 45 minutes late for the hour long show. Oh that I could have though. Oh that i could have seen you to truly bask in your love. I knew you were lovers. Not by the sight of holding hands. Not by the sight of stolen kisses in a darkened theater. Not even by the sounds of cooing or whispered "I love you".

No the reason I knew you were lovers was the smell. That oh so effervescent smell of what I deduced to be two people who had just had sex for at least six hours in a non air-conditioned apartment or possibly a sauna. Yes that combination that makes you ask. "Is that....is that ass? Is that B.O. and ass? Wait...wait oh my god it smells like I just got hit by a sudden breeze that passed directly by an elephants vagina after she had run the Boston Marathon! Holy LORD who doesn't smell themselves? REALLY?! Are you serious? This HAS to be on purpose. If I had eaten today I would have just released those calories!"

So to all you young lovers out there I say 'Carpe Diem'! That's right, you are only young once so get out there and share ALL that with the rest of us. Remind us that we are all alive! Go! Go to the highest peaks of passion and jump, jump and soar over the waves of the un-knowing washed masses. They don't know how to love with their "soap" and their "hygiene".